Rearrange my name, and this is what you get (from this web site, Sternest Meanings):

  • Mike Battista -> I’m a basket tit.
  • Michael Battista -> Blast it! I’m a cheat.
  • Michael E. Battista -> I am athletic beast.
  • Michael Evan Battista -> Hateable victim Satan.

Nice. I think I’ll just call myself “hateable victim Satan” from now on.


  • George W Bush -> He grew bogus.
  • Osama Bin Laden -> A damn alien S.O.B.
  • Justin Timberlake -> I’m a jerk, but listen.

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