Rearrange my name, and this is what you get (from this web site, Sternest Meanings):
- Mike Battista -> I’m a basket tit.
- Michael Battista -> Blast it! I’m a cheat.
- Michael E. Battista -> I am athletic beast.
- Michael Evan Battista -> Hateable victim Satan.
Nice. I think I’ll just call myself “hateable victim Satan” from now on.
Also:
- George W Bush -> He grew bogus.
- Osama Bin Laden -> A damn alien S.O.B.
- Justin Timberlake -> I’m a jerk, but listen.